BATH TUB / SHOWER MEME, open to anyone

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In the interests of good clean fun, we're providing you with a bathtime meme~

The scenario is quite simple, your character finds themselves in the bath or shower with another character (clothed? Naked? Getting naked? Who knows~ That's part of the fun!), whether this is normal or your character has just "poofed" into the situation is up to you! Hijinks ensue.

Feel free to mix and match, use the options below, or go to RNG and let the gods decide

1. dropped the soap - ..Huh... how did you end up in prison? And during shower hour....

2. peasoup steam - The water is hot tonight and the steam is making it way too hot to see anything! Keep your hands to themselves

3. slip and slide - Whoooa all those puddles are making it hard to stand up straight. Maybe someone can help you out.

4. accidental peeping tom - Oh the joys of communal showers.... especially if someone starts attending to their... "needs" right next to you.

5. bubble bath - Because FUCK YEAH BUBBLES.

6. obligatory sex option - Huh, you're stuck in a shower with someone... and there's a note taped on the door. "If you want out, you gotta make out for 10 minutes~ Cheers!" Did we mention the aphro pumping in with the steam and water? Because there's that too.

7. ANYTHING ELSE. Anything and everything else.

Remember when you post up with your character, make sure to specify if you're okay with smut or not!

Comments

[cooopout]

[awkward detective is also up for anything]

[CANNOT RESIST. you pick!]

[wontreadthemanual]

[where the heck did I put my loofah-on-a-stick? This bathhouse isn't that large so it can't have gone far.]

omg best. #3!

[cooopout]

[sure am trying not to die, or kill anyone else falling over]

[wontreadthemanual]

[i am a strong generally brick house sort of man with solid footing. I shall catch you, twiglike friend!]

[oh dear]

Aa, uh, Anko-chan, hello.

[goodness you are bony. That is a lot of you against a lot of me. But you didn't fall!]

[cooopout]

[yeah, yeah, you could probably benchpress five of me, we get it]

Ah--excuse me! I'm sorry. [regaining his footing and looking up at you through the steam] And, I'm not Ankh, Date-san. I'm Izumi Shingo.

[you are seriously the worst at identifying and naming birds]

[wontreadthemanual]

[but I LIKE little bony shrimp type guys like you. You're always so strong in spirit.]

[like Gotou-chan<3]

[might be swooning a bit, clutching you closer! I just am so overcome!]

[oh wait you're talking]

Oh. Right. I'm sorry, I keep forgetting about that. You look so much alike, you know.

[still embracing you tightly. You'll probably have to remind me that I AM, I've gotten a bit distracted]

[cooopout]

[oh, i am way too polite for that]

Well, he was in my body for nearly a year. The hair's usually a dead giveaway, though.

[wontreadthemanual]

Hair? Oh, Anko styles his very differently.

But hair can be changed, of course! A person's eyes are always the best way to identify them. And yours. . .

[holds you briefly at arm's length, stroking your wet bangs back from your forehead to study your face intently]

I think you've been looking out from Anko's eyes all this time. I think that's why you look so similar to me.

[beaming grin]

[totally doesn't see anything weird in anything he just said]

[cooopout]

[his face is red because of steam reasons]

[SHUT UP]

That's... a very nice thing to say, Date-san. I was sorry I couldn't do more, but I'm glad things ended up working out.

[wontreadthemanual]

[it's a fetching blush though]

[makes you quite healthy and vibrant looking]

We all did what we could, Shingo-san. That's no reason to demean your own efforts!

[a thoughtful face for a moment]

I think I feel like I already know you fairly well, despite our not being well acquainted. Almost like the time I spent fighting with Anko-chan was time I spent with you, too.

[I seem to have forgotten that my hands are still on your face, one thumb on your brow]

[hope you don't mind]

[cooopout]

I was glad to be able to do what I did at all, in helping Ankh, strange as it sounds. I don't think I would have been much help as a regular police officer. [smiles crookedly] Gotou-san seemed to have some of the same problems.

[you sure are still touching my face!]

I'm... flattered you feel that way, Date-san.

[wontreadthemanual]

You make a very good point.

[hands down, finally, clapping both palms on your shoulders in Teaching Mode, though it's certainly not intentional]

[sometimes I just can't help myself, I have to give a speech]

Sometimes *I* felt like I was out of my league, and Kougami-san had briefed me on what I was signing up for! I'm sure against normal human criminals you would have been an excellent help as an officer, Shingo-san, but actually I think your unique perspective while you supported Anko ended up being one of the most useful of all!!

Aaaaa, and then there's my Gotou-chan. He is always so hard on himself!! Physically he's frail, sure, but he got better! And he ended up a better Birth user than I was, for the times when he was needed as Birth.

In the end he did what I couldn't! And I did what he couldn't.

I think Eiji-kun's gift to us was the biggest of all, bigger even than saving the world. He taught us all so much more about just how far our hands can reach. And we taught him, too.

In the end, doesn't that mean we all saved our own personal worlds, all together?

[cooopout]

[his knees only buckle a little when your hands come down on his shoulders]

I'd hardly describe Gotou-san as frail, Date-san. [poking you in the chest] We can't all be built like you. But... you're right, I think. [looking down, his cheeks still warm] We all helped out. Sometimes I just need to be reminded, I guess.

[wontreadthemanual]

[firmly pleased, satisfied smile]

Never forget it! You are helpful, Shingo-san.

[so pleased, now that you feel a bit better about yourself I do too!]

[. . . But what's that sweetish smell?]

[cooopout]

[he doesn't know, but it's making him feel even warmer]

...did they turn up the heat in here?

[wontreadthemanual]

I think we would have noticed if they did.

[...a pause to think about this for a moment, while realizing that it really IS quite comfortably cosy in here, and I don't need to be holding you for warmth or any such thing, it's quite humid and toasty enough as it is.]

[Hm. Should let go of you then, right?]

[Yup, probably should.]

[keijisan]

[but suddenly his hands are pressed flat to your bare, damp chest and he's leaning in, incredibly aware of your body pressed to his and the broadness of your hands on his skin]

[he turns his face up to you, his cheeks flushed and his eyes a little glazed, his lips parting softly, his voice bewildered and rough]

Date-san?

[wontreadthemanual]

[oh goodness ALARMED NOW. oh goodness me. You're, ah. very close. And he's not quite sure how to feel about that, because there's the part of him that knows how to feel about that, and the other part that is of the opinion that the larger part isn't being very chivalrous at all, and really he should probably step back a bit, and put some polite distan--]

[his breath is quite short, looking down at your face doing all of...uh, that. Very fetching business, that.]

[Oh dear. Um.]

A-ah, yes, Izumi-san?

[That's a proper form of address, right? Right. He thinks so. Probably.]

[it's REALLY hot in here.]

[keijisan]

I...

[he tells his arms to let you go but they seem to just tighten around you, his body sliding against yours as he leans in, his breath warm on your throat as his cheek presses to your collarbone and he tilts his head, his lips brushing your ear]

I'm sorry. I feel... very strange. [and that sure his him squirming and trying not to get hard against your hip thigh oh my god you are really tall]

[wontreadthemanual]

[yeah okay so he has a double armful of scrawny, warm, all angles and ribs and skinny hips pressing close detective]

[and no, that's not...familiar...at all...]

[Shit. Shit shit shit. It's not like he has EVER had this fantasy, right? Yeah that's a total lie.]

[So it's normally a different scrawny, warm, all angles and ribs and hips detective.]

[One he's madly in love with.]

[One with whom he's having serious problems even having a straightforward discussion about their relationship.]

[Or whatever it is.]

[Um.]

I-izumi-san, [breathing kind of hard, he can definitely feel you, he knows what that means, and, well, uh.]

[Gosh your belly is really warm. Especially against, well.]

[Tries to clear his throat, just ends up gasping embarrassingly]

Izumi-san, I'm afraid I'm not...quite...in my right mind, suddenly, I think it'd be best if you--

[Because it's Not On to use Izumi-san as a substitute. That's just not chivalrous or, or, anything.]

If you, ah--

[And oh it would be so EASY and feel so GOOD and he could even pretend to justify it because he'd be able to be even more chaste and chivalrous towards Gotou-chan until they get themselves sorted out]

Ahm, if you-- ah, you should--

[But that's NOT FAIR to Izumi-san and--]

[breathing really hard now, can't really focus on anything but your breath on his neck and he can feel you against him and he's hard, so hard against you and--]

[struggling for coherence...]

I. I really think we... should...

[...nooope. His mouth crashes against yours, arms snapping tight around your waist, bending you against him, tongue breaching the kiss hungrily]

[keijisan]

[he makes a fierce noise against your mouth, his whole body stiffening against yours before he pushes into the kiss, sucking on your tongue and shuddering hard all over as his hips jerk up into yours. his fingers slide through your short hair, trying and failing to get a grip before they just trace down to cup your face and the back of your neck, keeping you close.]

Yes. [his voice taut and breathless in your ear once he draws away, trembling against you and feeling you press against his belly, a shock of heat raking down his spine as he bites at your pulse gently.] Yes, Date-san, I want--

[wontreadthemanual]

--you...

[he didn't mean to finish your sentence but it works, he supposes]

[he pulls you closer still, pressing rows and rows of kisses along your neck, the crest of your shoulders, your jawline. your kiss is so intense, more than he'd expect from you, and he's breathless and heart-hammering with your body lithe and hot against his.]

[gripping you tighter with one arm leaves his other hand free to slide across your skin, riding the smooth curve of your ass down to clutch, fingertips curling, tugging, lifting you onto your tiptoes against him]

[he might be pulsing against your belly, pressed between his own and yours, and he might have lost all his voice except the lowest bits, the rumble, the need]

[there were other thoughts, in here somewhere. they'll have to wait. because right now....]

I-izumi-san, you should...

[breathless]

[keijisan]

[he cries out when your hand grips at the tender skin under the curve of his rear, spreading him open and making him shake]

Oh--oh, please. [is all he can manage, his nails digging faintly into your shoulders as he rubs himself against the slick skin of your hip, his hips pushing back into your grip as he bites softly at your pulse]

Date-san...?

[wontreadthemanual]

[you're writhing in his grip, and Date's pretty sure he could lift you entirely at this point, and not entirely convinced he doesn't just want to do it and make things move quicker. that SOUND you made.]

[his palm flattens against your ass, spreading, and two fingertips brush gently across--]

[he swallows, hard, everything in him flaring hotter and harder for a moment as the thrill of that touch blooms fast in his mind]

Izumi...san, [breathing hard, his scruff rubbing rough against your neck and cheek, shoulders bunching under your little touch, just trying to remember himself, trying to be mindful, mostly just fingertips twitching against you, wanting, so badly wanting]

[Gods you are PERFECTLY what he wants, needs, right now, and the steam is so thick and the only thing keeping his mouth from being completely dry with desire right now. he swallows, feeling the moisture of the steam on his lips, tongue. it's so hard to think]

[keijisan]

[he gasps and his hips stutter against yours again, tilting his head to feel the rough scrape of stubble against his throat, moaning quietly into your ear. his fingers clutch at your hair again, useless and grasping as he presses shaky kisses over your shoulder, struggling to muffle the sounds he's making]

Sh-Shingo. [managing, finally, his knees trembling a little as his hand slides down to touch your wrist where it's pressed to the back of his hip, his cheeks burning] And--yes. Please, yes.