"I'm a Kamen Rider," I say to our opponent incredulously. "You came all the way here and you didn't even know that much?"

Still, just because he's talking now doesn't mean he's going to stay that way. "Is that seriously the best...ah, mou," I grumble back at Philip, but can't deny the feasibility of it. I twirl the staff around as carefully as possible, then bring it right up between the guy's legs.