[I do not even have the WORDS right now but I canNOT let him get the last word but I can't BEAT him and. Ugh. I hate this squiggly. I hate him so much.]

So I crash into you, or you into me or WHATEVER, and then it's my fault that you grab me and start mauling my fins? Tch, you obviously have some anger issues.

[I contemplate getting chompymouth down here to make him eat squiggly. But that would involve assuming that chompymouth has a brain, and that he won't take another bite out of ME first.]

[Fuck.]