dinohouse | YOU ARE NOW ALL AQUARIUM FISH.

Welcome to the office fishtank of P. Sherman, dentist. P. Sherman is a generally well-meaning sort of man, meticulous about the upkeep of the large 50-gallon tank which boasts a broad and colorful range of fish and sea creatures. It's a lovely magic tank where little things like "salt water" or "freshwater" don't matter so much, and P. Sherman has taken advantage of this fact by including a mix of species that almost guarantee that the children in his waiting room will be treated to a live demonstration on Basic Maths: Subtraction & Division.

YOU ARE ONE OF THE FISH IN THIS TANK. ICON UP AND POST AWAY.

Do you remember you were not always a fish?

Might you have grand plans of clogging the tank filter and escaping into the open sea, where a fish of your glorious purpose WAS MEANT TO BE?

P. Sherman doesn't care, and there's fishes round these parts who would sooner see you lunch than successful in your goals.

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That's really not how debating works.

You know this huge head is not just for show, right? There is massive brain in here.

[Scoot, scoot, scoot. A little bit of ink, too, oops. Under the rocks, there's the ticket.]

I'm not trying to get rid of you. If I was trying to get rid of you, I'd just kill you, dude. For real.

[Ugh. This is getting veeery tiresome and I really don't want to test him enough to make him kill me for real.]

[Even tho I kinda hate to admit it, this guy is kinda...well, I wish I had as much to back up my completely justifiable ego as he does to back up his somewhat less fabulous ego. It's not fair he got all the cool evolutionary toys.]

[I'm headed off somewhere not here. Just about anywhere would work.]

[Oh, wait. Chompymouth is following me? FML.]

[connect from here to Chompy at 2012-05-20 23:56 ]

YOU ARE NOW ALL AQUARIUM FISH.

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