slipperninja: (smacking Clay Doll)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-26 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[dreaming about foot odour sprays for my slippers]
halfboiledjoker: (ConcernedPhoneCall)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-26 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[not so much dreaming, as having vague recollections of battles and conflicts]

[is tossing and turning lightly]
slipperninja: (as Double)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-26 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[pillow please stop moving around so damn much]

[I will smack you if I have to, but for now I'm just going to glom on and hold TIGHT]
halfboiledjoker: (Defeated)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-26 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[something's clinging to me, dragging me down. dragging me and Philip down.]

[I twist and turn, trying to get away. Can't...let it suck us in.]
slipperninja: (as Double)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-26 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[oi, I resent that even though I don't actually know ic what you're dreaming]

...stop that!
halfboiledjoker: (Shocked)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-26 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[it says something and I don't even know I just bring my arms up and PUSH]
slipperninja: (strangling Shotarou-kun)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-26 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[shriek]

[I am falling off the bed]

[if I'm falling off the damn bed I'm damn well taking you with me]
halfboiledjoker: (Shocked)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-26 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[it grabs me by the arms and we go tumbling off the edge of...something...]

[OW]

[I open my eyes finally and realize that I've just fallen out of bed. On top of...]

...Akiko?!?
slipperninja: (with FangJoker)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-27 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[scowling up at you]

Shotarou-kun! What! Are! You! Doing!
halfboiledjoker: (ConcernedPhoneCall)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-27 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Me?

[scowling right back]

What are you doing? You were in bed with me!
slipperninja: (Default)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-27 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[shoving you off so I can get to my feet and draw myself to my full height of basically four feet nothing]

I was not! I wouldn't do such a -

How did you get me into your bed?
halfboiledjoker: (Defeated)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-27 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[I fall against the bed where you shoved me, my back striking against the metal leg and OW]

What? Why the hell would I do something like that!

[I sit up, my back aching but not as badly as my pride]

I'm not so desperate that I'd pull you into bed!
slipperninja: (Default)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-27 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know why, but you-

[indrawn breath so big and noisy it basically rivals Superman sucking all the oxygen out of a room]

halfboiledjoker: (ConcernedPhoneCall)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-27 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[my eyes go wide - what are you doing]

...Akiko?
slipperninja: (smacking Clay Doll)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-31 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU could do FAR WORSE than ME, Mister Half- no, QUARTER Boiled!
halfboiledjoker: (Shocked)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-31 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Qu-quarter boiled? What is that supposed to mean?

[sniffs, puts nose up in the air]

Like I'd want a nosy middle-schooler in my bed!