slipperninja: (Default)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-27 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[shoving you off so I can get to my feet and draw myself to my full height of basically four feet nothing]

I was not! I wouldn't do such a -

How did you get me into your bed?
halfboiledjoker: (Defeated)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-27 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[I fall against the bed where you shoved me, my back striking against the metal leg and OW]

What? Why the hell would I do something like that!

[I sit up, my back aching but not as badly as my pride]

I'm not so desperate that I'd pull you into bed!
slipperninja: (Default)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-27 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know why, but you-

[indrawn breath so big and noisy it basically rivals Superman sucking all the oxygen out of a room]

halfboiledjoker: (ConcernedPhoneCall)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-27 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[my eyes go wide - what are you doing]

...Akiko?
slipperninja: (smacking Clay Doll)

[personal profile] slipperninja 2012-05-31 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU could do FAR WORSE than ME, Mister Half- no, QUARTER Boiled!
halfboiledjoker: (Shocked)

[personal profile] halfboiledjoker 2012-05-31 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Qu-quarter boiled? What is that supposed to mean?

[sniffs, puts nose up in the air]

Like I'd want a nosy middle-schooler in my bed!