[I am beginning to really goddamn hate today]

[imagine having to protect pissy you from the nice things you're saying right now]

[not that I don't like pissy you; in fact I like him a lot, and I wouldn't want you to never ever be your pissy self, but sheesh]

[yeah, I'd be very surprised to learn that you're being that honest, instead of it being "I suppose you're okay and sometimes I like you plus whee I'm basically drugged to the gills"]

That's good. C'mon, let's see the boys.