He wants to try and stare me down? Fine. Bitch eyebrow on full volume, I give him a pissed, pursed little frown and lean back, crossing my arms with a dignified little 'tsk'.

"Oh? Then perhaps you should really go eat something." Me, I'm not moving. Does this look like the face of a guy who goes out of his way for you? Nope, didn't think so.