Now they're both upset. Well, it's not my fault. They're the ones pushing a fruitless agenda. Ganging up on me. Typical. Why am I surprised?

But I don't want them to be angry with me. They showed great resolve in sharing their names with me.

I sweep past them to pick up my computer before I leave. I'm not stupid enough to leave that with them.

And I pause at the door. "Sleep well, both of you."