meme time

[bamick]

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ripped totally off inspired by the plurk meme: your character is minding their own business (or maybe not) when another shoves them up against a wall. to kiss them, fuck them, or fight them. what happens next is up to you.

1. tag with your character's name, fandom, and preferencs in the subject
2. tag others and shove them against the wall
3. profit




(may be triggery, probably will be dirty, HAVE AT)

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[bamick]

[well I certainly wasn't expecting this]

[goodbyesempai]

[hello beautiful]

[bamick]

[...why do you smell so good]

[struggling a little]

Something I can help you with?

[goodbyesempai]

[because you are me]

[or I am you]

... Who are you?

[bamick]

[I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR]

Captain Sid Bamick. And that's all you're getting out of me.

[goodbyesempai]

[some highly trained officer of Zangyack]

You can't be, because I am Captain Sid Bamick. The former Captain Sid Bamick.

[bamick]

[hey, I get distracted by things!]

[mostly by thoughts of Joe]

[...you know Joe, right?]

[hm I guess I'm somewhat canonical...]

[frowning, inspecting you from head to foot, making no effort to move you now]

Ah. I'm having that dream again.

[goodbyesempai]

[am I canon or Mushverse??]

[either way, yes, I know Joe]

[he can indeed be quite distracting ...]

I am very real.

[bamick]

[up to youuuu]

[such pretty hair]

[in tones of utter disbelief] Then what are you doing here?

[goodbyesempai]

[I don't know!!!]

[and such a soft voice, smooth skin, full lips, dark eyes ...]

I'm trying to find out where you came from and who you really are.

[bamick]

[well if we both want Joe clearly the only answer is a threesome]

[and he squeaks most delightfully when tickled]

[narrowing my eyes at you]

I could show you my identification. Rattle off security codes.

[goodbyesempai]

[what does Joe think about that?]

[he does, and he sighs so beautifully ...]

[I can do the whole death stare much better than you]

And I could repeat any of them to you. I can only suspect you're my clone, or a very good impostor.

[bamick]

[he'll follow orders]

[it is a pretty sigh, yes]

[.....hey!]

Then it appears we're at an impasse.

[goodbyesempai]

We can easily break out from it when you admit you're a fraud. And tell me who you really are.

[bamick]

[...laughing]

You could make something more of an effort, Captain Bamick. If you truly believe I'm some kind of villain.

I'm a little insulted.

[and possibly this is what passes for flirting when I'm being thrust up against a wall by myself]

[goodbyesempai]

I am no longer an officer of Zangyack. What use is there in handing one of their own agents back to them?

[you're not half bad yourself]

[bamick]

Oh, you think I'm a Zangyack officer - well, I am. But I'm you.

[speculative look]

I've been thinking about getting out.

[goodbyesempai]

I tried. Didn't do me a whole lot of good.

[wary]

[are you me from some previous point in time, perhaps? or are you trying to extract some sort of confession?]

[bamick]

Consequences? I'd expect to be chased. Tracked.

[and you're probably expecting that I'm doing that to you, but I'm not]

[at least I think I'm not]

[given the way Zangyack fucks with one's head, I could be wrong, though]

[........I don't know!]

[goodbyesempai]

I had a skill too valuable for them to lose.

[you don't want to know what happened after that]

[I'm not sure at this stage if I am Mushverse Sid or canon!Sid somehow miraculously restored ...]