meme time

[bamick]

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ripped totally off inspired by the plurk meme: your character is minding their own business (or maybe not) when another shoves them up against a wall. to kiss them, fuck them, or fight them. what happens next is up to you.

1. tag with your character's name, fandom, and preferencs in the subject
2. tag others and shove them against the wall
3. profit




(may be triggery, probably will be dirty, HAVE AT)

Comments

[golddayinhell]

Aha! I have caught you, foul hair ribbon thief!



[I should probably add at this point that I am fast asleep and have no idea who you are or where we might be]

[tsunonoyuusha]

[how did you know -]

[but wait, why are you grabbing me instead of sheepishly asking "Amy-dono, have you seen my ribbon de gozaru?"]

Ucchi. Let go NOW.

[golddayinhell]

[I HAVE NO IDEA, it has merely been weighing most heavily on my mind]

[however, not on my hair]

[which is, of course, the point!]

[this is a terrible dream, the thief in my arms isn't apologising and returning the stolen goods]

I shall not!

[tsunonoyuusha]

[I did mean to get you another ribbon]

[but not until we deal with this]

[I need to subdue you and then find out which monster of the week is responsible]

UCCHI! [tackles]

[golddayinhell]

[having my eyes 9/10 closed does not assist me in reacting to your movement; there is also the fact that you could kick my posterior any day]

[to cut a long story somewhat less long, I go flying]

[wheezing 'cos I hit the ground hard] Have at thee, foul villain!

[tsunonoyuusha]

[jumps on your back and puts you in a headlock]

Snap out of it already!

[golddayinhell]

In the name of heaven, I shall-

[the lack of oxygen makes my eyes snap open]

[....blinkblink]

[clawing at my throat]

[tsunonoyuusha]

[removing arm ... cautiously. I don't want to strangle you, but if possessed by a Debomonster, are you faking?]

Ucchi?

[golddayinhell]

[I would not entirely blame you, given the trouble I cause de gozaru...]

[looking up at you]

A-Amy-dono?

[tsunonoyuusha]

Ucchi? You OK?

[I HAVE ALREADY BROKEN THE SPELL WITH MY AWESOME POWERS]

[golddayinhell]

[YOU ARE INDEED AWESOME assuming I understand the idiom correctly]

[I shall assume the MOTW did something else nefarious to me, also, for some reason or other]

Amy-dono.

[jaw drops in utter horror]

I do not recall what I have done to you, but...

[dropping to my knees, leaning forward to frantically touch my forehead to the floor at your feet]

I am most sorry de gozaru!

[tsunonoyuusha]

It's OK. You can get up, all right? Calm down!

[produces ribbon from pocket, I KEEP IT WITH ME AT ALL TIMES and leans across to fasten your hair. You'll probably feel better without it hanging all around your face]

[golddayinhell]

[looking up at you, lip quivering]

[...]

Amy-dono! You found a ribbon!

[tsunonoyuusha]

[whoops]

... Yeah! I wonder where that came from?

[awkward awkward there is nothing behind this smile]