Snagged shamelessly from Bakerstreet.

[terlibra]

Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)

Comments

[blue_pleather]

[snuggle! If awkwardly.]

[beetbuster]

[oh hello, positive physical contact, there's something he hasn't had in ages]

Sooooo, how about we check out our bedroom, in a totally platonic way...?

[blue_pleather]

[by which you mean: moving into Ryuuji's bedroom?]

Oh. Right. [anxiously leading the way]

[beetbuster]

[yup yup, vampire logic at its best]

[still glomming onto you]

[blue_pleather]

[hard to push the door open since his arms are entangled with you, but manages it]

Um. It's not much.

[beetbuster]

[gapes at all the old man stuff, nevermind he's a thousand years old]

Does your grandpa live here with you?!

[blue_pleather]

... No. My grandfather died when I was ... five ...

[shuffles feet; aware this room doesn't say much in his favour]

[beetbuster]

[Awww :(]

[Decides to lighten the mood by crawling into the bed]

[blue_pleather]

Do you really want to go to bed? Our food will be here soon.

[beetbuster]

[Hmmm, this bed is very comfy, but he doubts Ryuuji will feed him in bed, so...]

[floats out, friendly vampire hiss]

[blue_pleather]

[eep]

[oh dear is that the doorbell]

[beetbuster]

[Food!]

[zooms down to greet the person]

[blue_pleather]

[rushes after you!]

I'll get it! I'll pay. Why don't you make yourself comfortable? [last thing he wants is for the poor delivery person to be greeted at the door by a centuries-old vampire]

[beetbuster]

[Hmmm?]

Well, if you insist. [goes back to rummaging through their things]

[blue_pleather]

[Ryuuji's things!]

[politely takes delivery and pays the poor server]

[beetbuster]

[lol now they're sharing :(]

[...food]

[zooms back into your personal space]

[blue_pleather]

[Ryuuji has no objections to this. He's too scared to have any.]

[just puts the plate on the table; self-preservation instinct wins out over civility]

[beetbuster]

....

[eats it all in a savage fit of noms]

[blue_pleather]

[faintly disturbed but too polite to say anything]

[beetbuster]

[You know that scene in Beauty and the Beast, when Beast is eating oatmeal really roughly, and Belle's shocked, and he looks up in surprise? That's Masato's face right now.]

[blue_pleather]

[awww :(]

[awkward smile]

[beetbuster]

[It's been awhile since he's had to be polite-- and even then, he didn't really try]

[wipes] It's awesome. Thank you.

[blue_pleather]

You're welcome!

[it's an expensive habit, he is worried about how he'll pay for this every day, but relieved for now]

[beetbuster]

[licks fingers thoughtfully] Do you need anything [it's not like he can pay him back or anything]

[blue_pleather]

Need anything? No, not really ...