Snagged shamelessly from Bakerstreet.

[terlibra]

Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)

Comments

Masato, open

[beetbuster]

(Have fun living in the woods with him)

[freezingissues]

[There is no fun to be had here. None at all.]

Oh God I'm so sorry

[beetbuster]

[Sure there is!]

[For example, this stick, that he's waving not unlike a conductor leading a band right now, eying you contemplatively]

Sooooo, what's your pick of chores?

2, obviously!

[interpolate]

[Seriously though stop taking my things, stop drinking my Enetron milk(???), you're also getting me in trouble with my boss and basically I hate you.]

<3 It can be canon or modern AU, up to you

[beetbuster]

[Hey now, he's the Doctor from Voyager got a weird metabolism. If he doesn't, he'll die. Die!!! Do you want that?!?]

[And some of that goes to his Buddyroid his old, cranky grey cat. Which he did not tell he had when he moved in. Hope you enjoyed waking up to J on your face.]

2 again!

[blue_pleather]

[Ryuuji had a perfectly nice room at EMC :( ]

lol he has that kinda luck w/ people

[beetbuster]

[Yes, but now you have YOUR SEMPAI, which is obviously so much better!!!]

[Your sempai, who is currently decking out the living room with lava lamps. Gotta have ambiance.]

Hikaru, open

[gimmedonuts]

(Also have fun living in the woods with him.)

[thelionroars]

(Your place is very, very pet friendly. Just so you know.)

[surprisingwolf]

(I didn't know that, but I'm bleeding so much that I don't care. And collapsing on the furniture.)

Akagi, open

[iheartdekared]

(Enjoy all the Red Ranger love pillows!!!)

...2. Yes, 2.

[wontworkovertime]

There are pillows everywhere.

It's not like he sleeps on them. If anything, he more sleeps under them, and how old is he again? This is ridiculous.

I think I might just burn them all to get them out of the way. Better start gathering them up first.

Eiji, Boukenger, any canon point you liiiike, OTA

[takoaka]

Gorisaki, 1, wth not

[gorisaki]

[there's a gorilla in your house, a robot gorilla]

[a robot gorilla wearing a homemade wig, i.e. a mop top, that kinda looks like your hair]

Eiji-san's so cool~

Enter (or any variation thereof!), OTA

[interpolate]

6, feel free to grab whichever version fits.

[surprisingwolf]

I dump my pack next to a chair and sink into it. It's been a long, hard day, and I wish that it would go away already.

I know it's my turn to do the dishes, from the neatly-pinned schedule on the wall. I'll do it after I've checked the wrapping on my arm, quietly, because I don't want my roommate to know what I'm doing when I'm not here.

5, any version of Enter

[fanhate]

[Just why are you sharing a room with this innocent, harmless schoolboy?]

Joe Gibken | canon or any AU, go wild | OTA

[gibken]

Re: Joe Gibken | canon or any AU, go wild | OTA

[cake_boss]

[Any Joe who can survive. This scenario seems like the wildest of cards.]

[Also, hello! and Surprise!]

Happy Birthday!!
New Roommates
I finish icing the cake with a flourish. I shouldn't be staying in an apartment for too long, thanks to all of the GREAT opportunities for acquisitions in the housing market, but celebrating new situations is what is most important.

I spent the whole night setting up, but I couldn't rest before properly greeting my NEW roommate. I'm not sure if he's been sleeping or out all night, but I can't wait to give him this cake.

I smile and hum to myself as I cover the cake with a ribbon-wrapped box top. This is going to go splendidly!

Fudou Leo | Canon or AU

[surprisingwolf]

Iwasaki Ryuuji | Canon or AU

[blue_pleather]

6 I guess? Because a team-up is inevitable and blues must stick together.

[gibken]

I am still not entirely sure why we're involved with these Earthlings in the first place.

But mostly I'm confused as to why we have to live with them.

6, lol idk, maybe AU????

[beetbuster]

[let's make him even more like Marceline the Vampire Queen]

[it's a dark night, and there's someone on your roof, someone with a bag]

[hey, it's his place too, kind of]

Doc (Canon, D!D, or TC version, whatever you'd like!)

[hakaseheart]

(Three meals a day! And the trash is always out to the curb on time.)

[BUT WHAT IF True Colors!Don and Soaring High!Joe? BUT WHAT IF.]

[gibken]

New station. New 'partner'. New quarters with not nearly enough room.