Stolen from Bakerstreet - the relationship meme!

[nevershoweralone]

Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene, reply back and have some fun!
↘ Roll as many times as you like! Play out as many scenarios as you want! Just enjoy the fluffy or angsty goodness.

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!

Comments

[interpolate]

[fuck the what, oh non vous n'avez pas]

Joe Gibken, where is my clothing.

[blueondeck]

I don't remember.

[It was the most accurate answer to the question presented.]

It was removed in pieces and thrown in random directions.

[interpolate]

[scowling]

And why, pray tell, would something like that happen.

[blueondeck]

[Picks up his head slightly to eye you]

Should I answer in a way you understand?

[interpolate]

[crossed arms and incredibly naked]

[so, so uncomfortable right now]

[totally not going to show it though]

That would be preferable.

[blueondeck]

[Sighs silently and rolls to his side, sitting up and pushing his hair out of his eyes.]

I preferred you to be naked.

[interpolate]

[nonplussed]

That is not a sufficiently compelling reason.

[frowns]

Your hair is a mess.

[blueondeck]

[Shrugs to the response and then pauses]

I'm aware. It usually happens when I take my hair out.

[And it only makes sex better so I'm content with myself]

[interpolate]

[still scowling]

Explain yourself better, Joe Gibken.

[blueondeck]

[Pushing more of his hair out of the way so he can see you]

Do you remember last night?

[interpolate]

[your disarrayed hair is causing me more distress than I would like to divulge]

[pause to consider the question]

...Non

[blueondeck]

[Giving up the fight for now, letting his hair fall where it may. Very much still that disarrayed mess]

We drank a lot of alcohol.

[Keeps the one eye that can see past trained on you]

We also had sex.

[interpolate]

[why is that bothering me so much]

...Oui my current state of disorientation lies in line with various previous attempts and successes at intoxication and-or inebriation.

[generally an enjoyable experience, when I can remember it]

[...]

[......]

[I believe the correct terminology is 'spit take', however since I am not currently drinking anything it manifests as a rapid and unexpected disbelieving exhale]

That... should not be possible.

[frowns, crosses the room to sit beside you and reaches for your hair]

[blueondeck]

It shouldn't be but--

[stops, feeling your fingers on my hair. I'm really more surprised than I should probably be letting on, but will quietly let you do as you will]

[interpolate]

[parting your hair deftly so it matches my static mental image of you]

It's not. Possible, that is. You must be mistaken. Ethanol has a myriad of strange effects on humans, or near-humans.

[pausing, gathering your ponytail together in one hand]

I propose that you are conflating what ever occurred between us with some event from your past.

[blueondeck]

[You seem to be doing a good job with my hair so far so I wont fight your work.]

...

[This denial is a different subject altogether. Scoffing]

Do we have to prove it to you?

[interpolate]

[contemplates how to hold the ponytail for a moment, then elects on a loop of cable]

How exactly would you attempt to do so?

[blueondeck]

You would have to let me touch your person and that.

[Motioning a hand down to your genitalia. It was simple enough, but the question was would it really work and was I really just imagining it]

[interpolate]

[satisfied with the rectification of your hair disaster]

[momentary shocked stare]

Non!

[blueondeck]

[A small shrug]

You wont know the true result otherwise.

[Although seeing your state of shock at my solution is hilarious]

[interpolate]

[Displeased]

Well, that's... That is acceptable. I will continue to operate under the assumption that you were mistaken.

[frowns at the room at large]

[blueondeck]

[Shrugs and moves to stand. It really doesn't matter to me either way.]

Regardless of what may have happened, I'll assume we aren't ever doing it again.

[And I'll collect parts of my clothes I can find.]

[interpolate]

No, you would be quite correct in that assumption.

[Hesitates]

I am a fool.

[Snapping his fingers, reconstructing a minimal set of clothing.]

[blueondeck]

[turning his head to see what you mean and shakes his head, slightly amused.]

Although since you see him as he is now there's no point in going else where to put his clothes on so does it where he is.]

[interpolate]

[raises an eyebrow at your amusement]

[but can't help but watch curiously]

The possibility of intercourse aside, I am still conflicted on the events leading up to the coitus that may or may not have occurred.