Stolen from Bakerstreet - the relationship meme!

[nevershoweralone]

Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene, reply back and have some fun!
↘ Roll as many times as you like! Play out as many scenarios as you want! Just enjoy the fluffy or angsty goodness.

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!

Comments

[blueondeck]

You must have. There's no way I could find you instead.

[A small shrug and resumes dressing with putting on his underwear.]

[interpolate]

Hm. I wonder why.

[He says it aloud and immediately hesitates.]

Irrelevant. Here I am. Here you are. Formerly intoxicated and formerly in an ill manner of undress. What now?

[blueondeck]

It's referred to as a "one night stand".

[pulling his pants up now]

We get dressed and go back our separate ways until you find need of me, as usual.

[interpolate]

"Je vois..."

[still watching him curiously.]

Why were you drinking, Joe Gibken?

[blueondeck]

[pauses, surprised]

I didn't think you would ask a question like that. Are you really so interested in my "human reasoning"?

[interpolate]

[a good explanation for my curiosity, so I'll let you believe it]

Of course. Any human data is useful. Yours in particular intrigues me.

[blueondeck]

[securing his belt and returning to his hunt for his other belongings]

I had a lot on my mind that I didn't want there anymore. It was a temporary fix, but I didn't think you'd come for me when I decided to do that.

[interpolate]

[Did I do so on purpose? Interesting premise.]

Je vois. I must have done so. I do find you increasingly useful, and would prefer to keep you as such.

[blueondeck]

You don't need to worry, I drink like that rarely.

[Although he's still surprised to hear that]

[interpolate]

[I appreciate your surprise, and offer a nearly-genuine smile.]

This is good to hear, Joe Gibken. Your data is exceptional, to say the least.

[blueondeck]

My data? [a raised brow]

Is it because I'm an alien to this planet?

[interpolate]

[vague splayed-finger gesture]

C'est ca, that is a part of it, certainly so. But also your strength, your determination. You are atypical.

[pause]

Your data would make an excellent avatar.

[blueondeck]

[That's a compliment of some sort. While it confuses him either way, he can't really help the look he's giving you]

An Avatar? I guess that explains your fascination, but an avatar of myself wouldn't preform in the same ways.

[interpolate]

[The look is wonderful, exactly the kind of thing he needs to feel much more like himself]

This is not to say that I have any plans to recreate you unless you're actual self becomes fully incapacitated or unavailable in some way.

[blueondeck]

[He folds his arms over his chest]

I'll try my best not to become useless to you.

[interpolate]

[smirking]

That is good, Joe Gibken. I'd rather not see you dead.

[blueondeck]

What a surprising statement to hear from you, but I know better than to think it's for anything other than business.

[interpolate]

You're a smart creature, Joe Gibken.

[standing and crossing the room]

I wouldn't put any bets on that, however.

[blueondeck]

[Taking a moment to just stare at you and think about what you said]

What does that mean?

[interpolate]

You are smart, as I said.

[pausing with one hand on the door knob, looking over his shoulder to fix you with a steady stare]

Figure it out.

[blueondeck]

[He sighed, just watching.]

[Being smart and figuring out the logic of an avatar were entirely different areas of intelligence]