Stolen from Bakerstreet - the relationship meme!

[nevershoweralone]

Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene, reply back and have some fun!
↘ Roll as many times as you like! Play out as many scenarios as you want! Just enjoy the fluffy or angsty goodness.

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!

Comments

[interpolate]

[contemplates how to hold the ponytail for a moment, then elects on a loop of cable]

How exactly would you attempt to do so?

[blueondeck]

You would have to let me touch your person and that.

[Motioning a hand down to your genitalia. It was simple enough, but the question was would it really work and was I really just imagining it]

[interpolate]

[satisfied with the rectification of your hair disaster]

[momentary shocked stare]

Non!

[blueondeck]

[A small shrug]

You wont know the true result otherwise.

[Although seeing your state of shock at my solution is hilarious]

[interpolate]

[Displeased]

Well, that's... That is acceptable. I will continue to operate under the assumption that you were mistaken.

[frowns at the room at large]

[blueondeck]

[Shrugs and moves to stand. It really doesn't matter to me either way.]

Regardless of what may have happened, I'll assume we aren't ever doing it again.

[And I'll collect parts of my clothes I can find.]

[interpolate]

No, you would be quite correct in that assumption.

[Hesitates]

I am a fool.

[Snapping his fingers, reconstructing a minimal set of clothing.]

[blueondeck]

[turning his head to see what you mean and shakes his head, slightly amused.]

Although since you see him as he is now there's no point in going else where to put his clothes on so does it where he is.]

[interpolate]

[raises an eyebrow at your amusement]

[but can't help but watch curiously]

The possibility of intercourse aside, I am still conflicted on the events leading up to the coitus that may or may not have occurred.

[blueondeck]

[Pulling his shirt down and into place first]

[Turning to look at you as you start talking, pulling my ponytail from under my shirt]

The events?...[thinking for a moment]

Between getting drunk and possibly having sex that couldn't have happened?

[interpolate]

[watching your every move]

Those, oui. And beforehand. The lead up to our mutual intoxication is lost on me.

[blueondeck]

The alcohol was my doing.

[He was somewhat depressed about still be stranded and indulged. However explaining that part was more than Enter needed]

I was starting on it before you showed up.

[interpolate]

[Frowning, squinting, contemplating.]

Were you...

[A pause.]

Did I come for you, Joe Gibken?

[blueondeck]

You must have. There's no way I could find you instead.

[A small shrug and resumes dressing with putting on his underwear.]

[interpolate]

Hm. I wonder why.

[He says it aloud and immediately hesitates.]

Irrelevant. Here I am. Here you are. Formerly intoxicated and formerly in an ill manner of undress. What now?

[blueondeck]

It's referred to as a "one night stand".

[pulling his pants up now]

We get dressed and go back our separate ways until you find need of me, as usual.

[interpolate]

"Je vois..."

[still watching him curiously.]

Why were you drinking, Joe Gibken?

[blueondeck]

[pauses, surprised]

I didn't think you would ask a question like that. Are you really so interested in my "human reasoning"?

[interpolate]

[a good explanation for my curiosity, so I'll let you believe it]

Of course. Any human data is useful. Yours in particular intrigues me.

[blueondeck]

[securing his belt and returning to his hunt for his other belongings]

I had a lot on my mind that I didn't want there anymore. It was a temporary fix, but I didn't think you'd come for me when I decided to do that.

[interpolate]

[Did I do so on purpose? Interesting premise.]

Je vois. I must have done so. I do find you increasingly useful, and would prefer to keep you as such.

[blueondeck]

You don't need to worry, I drink like that rarely.

[Although he's still surprised to hear that]

[interpolate]

[I appreciate your surprise, and offer a nearly-genuine smile.]

This is good to hear, Joe Gibken. Your data is exceptional, to say the least.

[blueondeck]

My data? [a raised brow]

Is it because I'm an alien to this planet?

[interpolate]

[vague splayed-finger gesture]

C'est ca, that is a part of it, certainly so. But also your strength, your determination. You are atypical.

[pause]

Your data would make an excellent avatar.