Snagged shamelessly from Bakerstreet.

[terlibra]

Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)

Comments

[blue_pleather]

[Manchild. No wonder you like Luffy so much.]

[beetbuster]

[Luffy's manly! Didn't you see him right there, beating that guy up?]

[blue_pleather]

[He is, but he lives an itinerant life free from all responsibilities, rather like you]

[beetbuster]

[Emphasis on free, baby. It's always been his dream to have the means to do what he wants-- and have a disco house]

[blue_pleather]

[Ryuuji did not imagine himself ever living in a house where he'd need sunglasses just to go to the toilet]

[beetbuster]

[Masato found ~a way~]

[blue_pleather]

[Ryuuji fears for his eyesight. And hearing.]

[beetbuster]

[as he should :( Masato's going to give the light show a testrun tonight]

[blue_pleather]

[Ryuuji will just make an excuse to go out. Possibly forever.]

[beetbuster]

[Hmm, that sun is setting conveniently quickly...]

[blue_pleather]

[standing up]

I'm just, um ... going to the shops. Do you want anything?

[beetbuster]

Ice cream! And Mountain Dew.

[blue_pleather]

Okay! [going to get coat]

[beetbuster]

Cool!

[It's dark enough, time to go and turn on ~the lights~]

[blue_pleather]

[almost running out of the door]

I have to go out now, will respond to stuff when I have wifi again)

[beetbuster]

[It. is. ON!]

Bye bye

[blue_pleather]

[away down the road]

[to buy highly calorific, sugar and fat-laden concoctions requested by you]

Re: Bye bye

[beetbuster]

[lol he's not too thrilled about being an Avatar, but being able to eat tons of junk with no apparent consequences is quite nice]

[groovin' with light sticks]

[blue_pleather]

[looking anxiously at watch, wondering how long he will have to stay out]

[small queue forming behind him on the shop floor as he tries to drag out payment as long as possible]

[beetbuster]

[ha ha ha, poor guy]

[still ~dancing~]

[blue_pleather]

[reluctantly forced to leave]

[he'll just stand quietly under this bus shelter for a while]

[beetbuster]

[starting to wonder where Ryuuji is, tbh]

[Buuuuuuuut trusts that Ryuuji will be able to find his way home thanks to all the lights]

[blue_pleather]

[has to go home eventually or Masato's ice cream will melt]

[okay, going home. With about as much speed and enthusiasm as if heading towards his own execution]

[beetbuster]

[waiting for you by the front door]

[blue_pleather]

[the house can be seen from at least a mile away]

[stops to put his sunglasses on]