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Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)
beetbuster: (calm. ish.)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[Noooooo, anything but the light show :(]

[Right, because if there's one thing Ryuuji's good at, it's tending to himself. :(]

Date: 2012-06-26 10:41 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Default)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[he just wants the constant assault on his senses to stop]

Date: 2012-06-26 10:55 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (Default)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[sniffle]

[... but turns it off, ~for you~]

Date: 2012-06-27 06:19 am (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Confused)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[phew]

Thank you, sempai. [sits down for a moment to recover, head spinning :(]

Date: 2012-06-27 01:51 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (calm. ish.)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[fans you, nevermind that overheating has nothing to do with this]

Date: 2012-06-28 08:24 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Worrying)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[could do with it. gratefully sits back and accepts]

Date: 2012-06-29 12:05 am (UTC)
beetbuster: (Default)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
Would ice water help?

[here's where you find out his sekrit mother hen tendencies]

Date: 2012-06-29 11:08 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Gorisaki)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
... Oh. Thank you. Could you please get me some?

[how sweet!]

Date: 2012-06-29 11:54 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (calm. ish.)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[he tries, he tries]

Yes, sit. [mock salute]

[bounds off into kitchen]

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