Snagged shamelessly from Bakerstreet.

[terlibra]

Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)

Comments

6, lol idk, maybe AU????

[beetbuster]

[let's make him even more like Marceline the Vampire Queen]

[it's a dark night, and there's someone on your roof, someone with a bag]

[hey, it's his place too, kind of]

[blue_pleather]

[sitting up in bed, wearing PJs and reading a heavy book]

[sadly no idea that the forces of darkness lurk on his roof]

[beetbuster]

[hmm, someone got rid of the door while he was gone, time to try the window]

[... peek...]

[blue_pleather]

[engaged in Serious Tomes about engineering and stuff]

[beetbuster]

[well, shoot, obviously he's gonna have to get your attention]

[DEMON FACE]

[blue_pleather]

[nope, not looking just yet]

[beetbuster]

[:(]

[starts scratching at the window, then]

[blue_pleather]

[mice!]

[looking around in mild confusion ... but not over at the window yet]

[beetbuster]

[you are making being a sexy, mysterious vampire very difficult]

[but okay] Yoo hoo, over here~

[blue_pleather]

[looks up]

[SCREAMS]

[beetbuster]

[Hmm. It's always fun to make cute mortals scream in terror, but he would like to come inside, it's starting to rain, and he's not rude enough to break in.]

Hi. [smiles, shows off his lovely fangs] What's up?

[blue_pleather]

[book dropped in alarm, hands covering his mouth]

[temporarily immobile with shock]

[beetbuster]

[still smiling, but oh this went a lot better in his head]

So... you gonna let me in my house? I did put my name on it before I left.

[blue_pleather]

W-what? No one lives here. It's been vacant for ages. I'm the only tenant.

[beetbuster]

[gives you a look as the rain comes down]

Look under the wallpaper over the stove in the kitchen. There should be a 'M' there.

[blue_pleather]

[awkwardly climbs out of bed to go and have a look]

[coming back] Yes. It's there.

[beetbuster]

Yep! This house belongs to me! So... you gonna let me in?

[blue_pleather]

[going over to open the window]

Yeah, I guess so. Um ... come in. [oh how he will regret those words]

[beetbuster]

[yaaaaaay]

[floats on in] Hey, new roomie. How're you doin'?

[blue_pleather]

[wait, what? Floating?]

[jaw drops. Takes a wary step back.]

[beetbuster]

[smirks-- he does love making an impression]

I'm ~Masato~, by the way. [hovers to the kitchen] Ya got anything to eat? I'm famished.

[blue_pleather]

[just points through to the kitchen. Temporarily mute.]

[beetbuster]

Cool, thanks!

[drinks your almond milk out of the carton]

[blue_pleather]

[don't you need blood?!]

[sitting on the edge of the bed, quietly keening to himself]

[beetbuster]

[lol does that mean you are offering some of yours???]

[wipes mouth] Man, I'm still hungry, how 'bout you?