Snagged shamelessly from Bakerstreet.

[terlibra]

Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)

Comments

[blue_pleather]

[... double take at that. Up to this point just thought you were some sort of ghost/ghoul but now ...]

Right. I'll see what I can do.

[beetbuster]

[All vampires can fly, and play rock music, of course]

Awesome. [thumbs up]

[blue_pleather]

[hmm, it's late]

I don't ... know what's open. Let's see if we can get take-out. (reaches for smartphone to begin Googling for any late-open restaurants serving raw meat)

[beetbuster]

[ooh, a smartphone, he doesn't get to see as much tech as he would like because he's always flying around and trolling/terrorizing villagers]

[gets in your personal space to get a better look]

[blue_pleather]

[shifts over obediently]

[finally finds somewhere that will do raw/blue steak! Time to call.]

[beetbuster]

[licks lips hopefully]

[blue_pleather]

[covering receiver]

Er ... how much do you want?

[beetbuster]

[ALL OF IT]

[Okay, seriously] Do they have king-sized portions?

[blue_pleather]

I'll ... see what they have.

[orders maximum available, CRINGING THROUGHOUT AT THE COST. Politely hangs up]

It'll be about 20 minutes.

[beetbuster]

20 minutes? [groans]

[well, may as well go through their things while he's waiting-- there's a lot of books here!]

[blue_pleather]

[won't stop you, after all you have fangs]

[beetbuster]

[is now reading about Being an Engineer]

Soooo, you build this stuff?

[blue_pleather]

... Not yet. I'm not an engineer yet, but I will be one day.

[beetbuster]

[oh, well, that's interesting]

[floats to you!] What're you doing now, then? Um, besides buying vampires dinner.

[blue_pleather]

If you mean what was I doing right now, I was about to go to sleep. If you mean what do I do during the day, I'm an engineering student.

[beetbuster]

[Bah, sleep is boring]

Like, all day?

[blue_pleather]

[do you need to sleep?]

I work in a hardware store evenings and weekends. I don't have much of a social life.

[beetbuster]

[only if he feels like it, and he'd rather be doing stuff]

Weeeeeell, good thing I'm here, hunh? [fangtastic grin]

[blue_pleather]

[NO]

Sure ... [weak smile]

[beetbuster]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay, we're buds now!

[hugs]

[blue_pleather]

[but we are not drinking buddies if you catch my drift]

[unless you can convince Ryuuji you will DIE WITHOUT BLOOD NOW and then he may be reluctantly persuaded to spare a pint or two]

[beetbuster]

[oh, well let's hope no Lich Kings or various bad people attack :X]

[more cuddles]

[blue_pleather]

[snuggle! If awkwardly.]

[beetbuster]

[oh hello, positive physical contact, there's something he hasn't had in ages]

Sooooo, how about we check out our bedroom, in a totally platonic way...?

[blue_pleather]

[by which you mean: moving into Ryuuji's bedroom?]

Oh. Right. [anxiously leading the way]