another CFUD-style post

[uchuukitaa]

[Gentarou and my others will tag around, but please respond to each other, too]

[THE PLAYING OF CHARACTERS YOU DON'T USUALLY PLAY is encouraged, btw, have fun! XD]


Tell me about your best friend?

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[interpolate]

Will these irrelevant questions never cease?

[wedidnotsplat]

Friendship is never irrelevant, Mr Scary Villain!

[interpolate]

Non? Would you say the same if you had no friends?

[wedidnotsplat]

I would!

-n't say that-

Actually, I don't know.

[interpolate]

Then do try not to pass judgement.

[wedidnotsplat]

You don't have any friends?

[interpolate]

[nonplussed] Non.

[wedidnotsplat]

Oh, jeez, that sucks! Were the other kids mean to you at Supervillain School?

[interpolate]

[blank stare]

Oui, that is precisely what happened.

[wedidnotsplat]

[slinging an arm around you]

Sorry to hear it. Let the Z-Man cheer you up, 'kay?


[yes, I know you're a villain, but I have limits]

[interpolate]

Cheer moi up?

[wraps cables around your waist, flips you onto your back]

[wedidnotsplat]

Sure, we can be buds! We can hang out, I can tell you all about how good it is to be g-

[SQUAWK]

[interpolate]

Quoi? To be good, is that what you were going to say?

[derisive one note laugh]

[wedidnotsplat]

[voice breaking across 12 different octaves]

Y'know, I've read manga! What're you planning with those things?

[squirming] Yeah, it's good to be good! There are advantages to it, like, um, a pension plan and really good insurance, though you're a pizza delivery driver you have to pay through the nose...

[interpolate]

Planning? Whatever could you mean?

[tossing you back over my shoulder]

[smirking]

[wedidnotsplat]

Y'know, an evil mwahahaha plan! That's what you guys do, right? I've seen it all before, well, not all of it, because then I'd be dead, but- but what are you planning!

[hybridoperatorblack]

[is just going to stand over here and make sure Ziggy hasn't gotten himself into too much trouble]

[interpolate]

[deadpan] Oh, I thought maybe some light dismemberment.

[hybridoperatorblack]

Yeah, I'm going to have to stop you right there.

[interpolate]

Oh la la, what have we here?

[whips some cables at you too]

[hybridoperatorblack]

[puts his arm up to catch the cables]

A concerned citizen.

Put him down.

[interpolate]

Non, non, non, I think not.

[raises an eyebrow at the easy block]

Are you going to stop me?

[hybridoperatorblack]

Yes.

[pries the tentacles off his arm.]

Now. Last chance. Put him down.

[interpolate]

Que vous le souhaitez.

[slamming Ziggy into the ground and pinning him there]

[hybridoperatorblack]

Stop it!

[Run over and attempts to pull the tentacles off Ziggy.]