another CFUD-style post

[uchuukitaa]

[Gentarou and my others will tag around, but please respond to each other, too]

[THE PLAYING OF CHARACTERS YOU DON'T USUALLY PLAY is encouraged, btw, have fun! XD]


Tell me about your best friend?

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[wedidnotsplat]

[voice breaking across 12 different octaves]

Y'know, I've read manga! What're you planning with those things?

[squirming] Yeah, it's good to be good! There are advantages to it, like, um, a pension plan and really good insurance, though you're a pizza delivery driver you have to pay through the nose...

[interpolate]

Planning? Whatever could you mean?

[tossing you back over my shoulder]

[smirking]

[wedidnotsplat]

Y'know, an evil mwahahaha plan! That's what you guys do, right? I've seen it all before, well, not all of it, because then I'd be dead, but- but what are you planning!

[hybridoperatorblack]

[is just going to stand over here and make sure Ziggy hasn't gotten himself into too much trouble]

[interpolate]

[deadpan] Oh, I thought maybe some light dismemberment.

[hybridoperatorblack]

Yeah, I'm going to have to stop you right there.

[interpolate]

Oh la la, what have we here?

[whips some cables at you too]

[hybridoperatorblack]

[puts his arm up to catch the cables]

A concerned citizen.

Put him down.

[interpolate]

Non, non, non, I think not.

[raises an eyebrow at the easy block]

Are you going to stop me?

[hybridoperatorblack]

Yes.

[pries the tentacles off his arm.]

Now. Last chance. Put him down.

[interpolate]

Que vous le souhaitez.

[slamming Ziggy into the ground and pinning him there]

[hybridoperatorblack]

Stop it!

[Run over and attempts to pull the tentacles off Ziggy.]

[interpolate]

Non, non, non!

[whipping more at you, aiming to at least shove you off your feet]

I'm hardly hurting cher, am I?

[hybridoperatorblack]

[is distracted by trying to help Ziggy and is shoved down next to him]

You certainly ain't helping.

[wedidnotsplat]

[yelping, struggling]

[worried look over at Dillon because I don't want you dead, you're not allowed to dead, why didn't you save yourself!]

[interpolate]

Well, non, of course not.

[smirking, pinning them both down]

Now be good, won't you?

[hybridoperatorblack]

[Keeps attempting to pull the tentacles off him in an attempt to get to Ziggy.]

Sorry. I'm not very good at listening to machines.

[interpolate]

A shame.

[gives them both a shove]

Try and keep a better handle on your friend.

[hybridoperatorblack]

Let him go and neither of us will have to worry about it.

[wedidnotsplat]

Yeah, you, uh, wouldn't want to eat me! I taste really bad! And you wouldn't wanna do other things to me either because I squawk a lot.

[but seriously, I'm panicking now because *Dillon's* in trouble]