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[yellowlion]

[swallows, unaccountably nervous even though it's just Yuusuke]

Hello?

Comments

[yellowlion]

[...]

[yes ok I did ineptly stalk you once or twice but only with girls you'd already INTRODUCED ME TO]

[redfalcon]

[there is not enough brain bleach in the world to dissolve the DNW here]

[yellowlion]

[NOT IN A SICK AND WRONG WAY just in a co-dependent sentai way where I hid behind things in parks and restaurants and wondered why so many wimmen loved you, well, in between skateboarding tournaments and delivering pizzas and so forth]

[redfalcon]

[this takes a lot of dedication and high-speed car chasing. I'm almost impressed]

[yellowlion]

[I missed you :( and it was totally only once or twice]

[/a week]

[also I'm totally going to fic some of this, will credit you, hope that's ok :D]

[redfalcon]

[I miss you too. but how can I miss you when you won't go away?]

[don't stay at work for a whole month though, that's too much missing]

[awesome, looking forward to it!]

[yellowlion]

[what don't you like my nose in your armpit :( ]

[yes, I won't do that again, Megumi will drag me out by the ear, I'm so sorry]



[yayyy thank you]

[redfalcon]

[HMPH you should be. but I can forgive you. the soothing power of IKEA]

[yellowlion]

[lmao, and there's my title, thaaaank you]


[lying half on top of you, because you smell good, and comfortable, and I can't believe I didn't come home for a *month*]



[g'night, ttys! <3]

[redfalcon]

[squished]

[but snoozing, so can't object to the snuggles]

[yellowlion]

[mm you're the softest muscly pillow ever]

[redfalcon]

[and the sexiest. would SO be using a smirky icon if I had one]

[yellowlion]

[don't make me snore in your ear, my smirky love god]

[redfalcon]

[... don't do that]

[yellowlion]

[oh fine]
[rolls over, dragging your arm across me]
[I STILL WANT CUDDLES DAMMIT]

[redfalcon]

[cuddles are good. you get both manly arms around you now]

[yellowlion]

[a;slkdfa;dfsklalasjd that's better]

[sighing against you]

[redfalcon]

[good enough to merit a keyboard smash?]

[yellowlion]

[hell yes]
[hey perhaps we should ask Junichi to bear our child]

[redfalcon]

[we'll probably have better luck with that than convincing the authorities to hand over an innocent orphan to our clutches. what's the going rate for a surrogate these days?]

[yellowlion]

[hmm, yes, good point, and we could pay him in tight shorts and soccer balls]
[orrrr I know a Gokaiger who could use some strong parental figures]
[or us]

[redfalcon]

[the pirate is probably potty trained, that's a bonus]

[yellowlion]

[dear lord I hope so. and he has his own emo, he's PERFECT]

[redfalcon]

[we will love him like our very own]

[yellowlion]

[don't say I never get you nice things]