It started as a Bed Ninja thread…it turned into "Gale accidentally a Basco species, homeworld, history of the last 100 standard years, and origin story, as well as turning a few otherwise innocent canon lines of dialogue into big honking lampshades in the meantime." 8D
Hah. Thank you to
hakaseheart for threading this out with me! *kisses*
"They call me hakase for a reason, dammit." Or, Basco Might Need a DenLiner.
Basco/Doc | Bed Ninja premise | 1st p | Switches in writer/character are indicated by section breaks.
Warning Labels:
• slavery and
• associated inhospitable genetic practices.
• heart problems and/or FoeTP ~feels.
• Basco kicking puppies screaming at Doc.
• Doc still being DOC, thus, Doc ~feels.
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BASCO
I wake up groggily, not sure how much sleep I've actually gotten. I couldn't settle down last night - it was a late night, a generally satisfying one. AkaRed was annoying, but not as much as he usually is, and Marvey-chan being an idiot was as usual plenty to make the night enjoyable. I swear I stay around here just for him - he's like the little brother you want to tease and teach and bone, all at once. What? He's hot.
Whatever. Point is, it was a good night - so why the hell am I so sore upon waking? I sleepily pat at my throat and chest - yup, still human form, so I can be relatively sure i didn't have a spontaneous kaijin break in my sleep. Worst kind of dream wood ever, lemme tell you.
Ugh. Still. There's sun coming in the window of my bunk in the Galleon, but that does NOT mean I need to answer to it. I roll over, reaching for a pillow to slap over my head in search of more sleep. I get a handful of curly hair instead.
"...Bzh?"
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DON
The sun is starting to get bright enough to pull me out of dreamland, and it has the added effect of making the sheets just a bit too hot for my comfort. Still, I'm ridiculously comfortable, and snuggled up far too nicely to bother waking up.
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BASCO
I blink hard; scrunch my eyes up narrowly; stare wide-eyed. Yup, none of it's helping. There's a guy in my bunk with me and I have never seen him before. And he's in MY bunk.
My hand recoils back quickly, and my heart's beating quite a bit faster. I am really so very not sure what to do with this situation. Is he a new crew member AkaRed found? ....Am I still asleep?
"Hey. Hey." I prod him in the forehead. "Wake up. What are you supposed to be?"
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