Snagged shamelessly from Bakerstreet.

[terlibra]

Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)

Comments

[beetbuster]

[It's got this really weird skull sticker on it!!! And he's a little miffed that you never invite him to game with you.]

[Then why didn't you say when he moved in... oh. Right.]

Oh, then you need allergy medicine! I'm so on that.

[Meanwhile, J is looked at you, waiting.]

[interpolate]

[So what if I've not had to replace my computer since my misguided goth phase? Just means I take good care of it.]

[Also the last thing I need is for you to start taking my virtual stuff too.]

[Nonplussed sniffle.] Great. Thank you.

[Seriously considering kicking the cat.]

[beetbuster]

[Whaddya mean, 'phase.' :( Over half of your wardrobe is black.]

Cool, I'll be right back! It's with all my hair stuff, too!

[J saunters off for the couch]

[interpolate]

[It's not black, it's dark grey. Gun metal. It is fashionable and stylish.]

Great, yes, hair stuff.

[Prods J with toe before heading to the kitchen for food.]

[beetbuster]

[J hisses at you!!!! But then gets sleepy.]

[finds the meds behind the fifth bottle of hairspray] A-ha! Enter-chan, it's time to get healthy again~

[interpolate]

[Screw that cat.]

[Making pasta. Would have been pizza but it looks like someone ate all my frozen pizzas again.]

C'est magnifique. [My lack of enthusiasm could not be more obvious.]

[beetbuster]

[lol you actually expected any form of pizza to be safe with him in the house]

Found it~

[interpolate]

[Blank stare.]

Ah. Merci beaucoup, what ever would I do without you?

[Aside from not needing the allergy medication in the first place.]

[beetbuster]

I know, right? Think fast! [throws the economy sized bottle of pills at you]

[interpolate]

[Salop! He's lucky I'm paying attention and catch the bottle before it hits me in the face.]

[Glare, glare, glare.]

[Takes some of the medication anyway.]

[He's insane, but I'm not stupid.]

[beetbuster]

[preens, tosses hair-- mission accomplished!]