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dinohouseRoommates meme!
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.
STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?
BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.
HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...
WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS
Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.
STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?
BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.
HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...
WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS
Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)
Tags:
- character: akibaranger: akagi nobuo,
- character: boukenger: takoaka eiji,
- character: fourze: kijima natsuji,
- character: gaoranger: shishi kakeru,
- character: garo: fudou leo,
- character: gingaman: hikaru,
- character: go-busters: enter,
- character: go-busters: gorisaki,
- character: go-busters: iwasaki ryuuji,
- character: go-busters: jin masato,
- character: go-busters: sakurada hiromu,
- character: gokaiger: don dogoier,
- character: gokaiger: joe gibken,
- character: ooo: kougami kousei,
- character: ooo: satonaka erika,
- meme
5, any version of Enter
Date: 2012-06-17 07:17 pm (UTC)EEE French Fry and Crab Cakes!
Date: 2012-06-17 07:20 pm (UTC)[But I covet your Switch so I can figure out how Cosmic Energy works, or rather, so I can figure out how to harness Cosmic Energy for my own devious plots.]
HAPPY DANCING ALL AROUND
Date: 2012-06-17 07:26 pm (UTC)[Sitting on bed. Reading. Switch ready in pocket, fan in hand to use as melee weapon should you come too close]
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Date: 2012-06-17 07:32 pm (UTC)What's the fan for, mon crabe?
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Date: 2012-06-17 07:34 pm (UTC)It's a stage prop. It's a very important stage prop.
[fingers tightening around its handle]
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Date: 2012-06-17 07:36 pm (UTC)[How predictable. Theatre.]
Not your only prop, surely?
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Date: 2012-06-17 07:38 pm (UTC)Why is your nose like the grass? It's troublesome when it becomes too long.
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Date: 2012-06-17 08:46 pm (UTC)Funny. Very clever, word play.
[Steps closer.] What, pray tell, are you reading?
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Date: 2012-06-17 08:48 pm (UTC)[slightly alarmed by your robotic attempt at laughter, but won't show any reaction]
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Date: 2012-06-17 08:50 pm (UTC)More wordplay. I see. But surely you have other interests?
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Date: 2012-06-17 08:51 pm (UTC)[doesn't like to think about what you do when he's not at home]
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Date: 2012-06-17 08:57 pm (UTC)[I know all about your school, indeed, and the more elusive you get the more inspired I am to visit the fine establishment myself.]
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Date: 2012-06-17 09:01 pm (UTC)I'm 17. Most people of that age are still at school.
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Date: 2012-06-18 04:32 am (UTC)[He thinks I am stupid, I assume.]
[Step closer again.]
You can stop playing your part whenever you feel, mon crabe.
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Date: 2012-06-18 12:45 pm (UTC)I'm afraid this book defies gravity - it's impossible to put down. And you are invading my space faster than an arcade game.