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Roommates meme!
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.
STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?
BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.
HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...
WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS
Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.
STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?
BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.
HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...
WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS
Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)
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Date: 2012-06-18 03:23 am (UTC)Um....
Ugh, reposted due to account fail, off to bed, will respond in the morning!
Date: 2012-06-18 05:57 am (UTC)(Yeah, almost did that myself, no worries)
Date: 2012-06-18 06:08 am (UTC)I might be better off in my own bed. [Where there are less opportunities for kittens to pin me down, but also is probably better for me.]
[Of course, these kittens look smart enough to pin me down anyway.]
Re: (Yeah, almost did that myself, no worries)
Date: 2012-06-18 12:31 pm (UTC)[Moune-chan saunters off to your room]
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Date: 2012-06-18 01:49 pm (UTC)I could use some help moving kittens.
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Date: 2012-06-18 01:52 pm (UTC)Okay babies, let's get off our friend, hmm? [takes at least three in his arms]
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Date: 2012-06-18 02:25 pm (UTC)[And I'm now dislodging portions of the hive mind so I can get up and go to my room. Obviously, I'm in no condition to be fighting a cat, much less monsters.]
Okay, heading for my room now.
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Date: 2012-06-18 03:13 pm (UTC)Good. I'll wake you up tomorrow, all right?
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Date: 2012-06-18 05:36 pm (UTC)[I swear the kittens are multipling in dark corners.]
I was planning to sleep in.
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Date: 2012-06-18 05:41 pm (UTC)Well, okay... [pensive smile] I'll leave you some breakfast before I got to work tomorrow, okay?
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Date: 2012-06-18 05:48 pm (UTC)[Talking to a tortiseshell that's settling down on a sleeve] Watch the arm, okay?
[And back to you] Breakfast sounds good.
[At least you didn't take me to a hospital. But I still have a job to do, kittens be damned.]
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Date: 2012-06-18 05:56 pm (UTC)[Gently pries said Souta-chan off of you]
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Date: 2012-06-18 06:36 pm (UTC)I'll be fine after a few hours sleep.
[I may be talking to the kittens.]
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Date: 2012-06-18 06:44 pm (UTC)[time to get some work done first-- after all this excitement, it's going to be hard to sleep]