[Mushverse] JUU MOUSOU! No, no. MOUSOU HENSHIN! [Open to anyone, ESPECIALLY KAMEN RIDERS PLOX]

[kamenriderhikou]

My belt is not as amazingly elaborate as I had always hoped and dreamed. But it has such super awesome cool abilities, and unlike a certain group of, ugh, Sentai Otaku, I can totally explore this supposed 'delusion' (as if it could be anything but MY REAL REALITY AT LAST) without being transformed.

Which is awesome.

I am going to save this world.

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[kamenriderhikou]

"Shoutarou-san... Can I call you Shoutarou-san?" I don't really wait for an answer, though, because I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm an idiot.

I am not an idiot. I'm the most genre-savvy one here! "Of course I don't know who the Horoscopes are, that's what I have to find out. That's why we've got to get into the school."

[halfboiledjoker]

Of all things I'm called, I think he might actually have come up with the most respectful one so far. "Sure," I answer, slurring a little. Shit. I'm really starting to lose it here.

"So you're just blunder blindly and see finding, yeah? What you're finding, I mean. S'not knowing, s'guessing."

The room starts to spin a bit, and I'm suddenly very concerned about the trustworthiness of this bar. Maybe we shouldn't have come here after all, if the floor is going to tilt like that.

I've got an idea. I can hold it down.

[kamenriderhikou]

I stare at him for a moment, trying really hard not to laugh. I think maybe he's drunk, which is slightly less cool. Sometimes he is half-boiled after all. "Well, guessing is a valid technique!"

[halfboiledjoker]

Tuskino-kun says something but I can't hear what it is. The floor is cool against my cheek and I'm quite fond of staying down here.

The lights go out and I let them. It's probably bedtime anyway.

[kamenriderhikou]

Oh dear. I think he's passed out.

Poor Shoutarou-san. I don't know where he's staying, since we're not in Fuuto, so I can take him to Philip.

I do crouch down and pull him back into the booth. It's the least I can do.