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[yellowlion]

[swallows, unaccountably nervous even though it's just Yuusuke]

Hello?

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[redfalcon]

... Hey! [GLOWER]

[that hand is now going straight into the salad bag]

[yellowlion]

Oi, at least wash your damn hands first!

[redfalcon]

[grump grump all the way over to the sink]

[yellowlion]

[is smugly using tongs]

[redfalcon]

[you would. grouchily washing hands]

Now gimme.

[yellowlion]

[grins, doles out a serve onto another plate]

That's better.

[redfalcon]

[is there a manner to express my disapproval as I crunch? that's what I'll be doing]

[yellowlion]

[I'm just going to grin at you as I eat, because I missed you and no one is grumpy like you]

[redfalcon]

[will start serving the rice. But I get more]

[yellowlion]

[swaps plates while your back's turned]

[redfalcon]

[hasn't noticed ... yet. lucky for you]

[yellowlion]

[inhaling food]

[homph glomph]

[redfalcon]

[displaying about the same level of grace and table manners as you]

[yellowlion]

[this is why there's only one woman who's ever put up with either of us for any length of time]

[redfalcon]

[and we're about to ask her to marry one of us and adopt a child]

[... somehow, for some reason, I get the most fleeting of feelings that we might just be Doing It Wrong]

[yellowlion]

[lmao oh surely not, this is totally emotionally healthy]

[represses a burp]

[redfalcon]

[slouching, grimly, towards the direction of the sink. leaving someone with a greasy tower of dishes to wash will not make her more agreeable to a) marriage or b) kids]

[yellowlion]

[yawns again; a full stomach and getting through various difficult topics with you means I'm suddenly noticing just how tired I am]
[but I am not a complete asshole; I'll get up and help]

[redfalcon]

[well thank you. but we could just go to sleep and leave them there. by the time we get back, Megumi will be home and grumpy; but we'll know we meant to do the dishes, and that's what's important]

[yellowlion]

[...]

[but I don't want to wake up dead :(]

[keeps working]

[redfalcon]

[OK, OK. scrub scrub]

[yellowlion]

[I will no doubt make a mess in the bathroom later and not even realise, if that helps]



[ooc: holy crap 200 comments :D]

[redfalcon]

[ooc: so long :D]

[not if I get there fast]

[yellowlion]

[mwahaha]

[finishes drying the last dish, yawns, makes a beeline for the bathroom]



[relevantly, gotta go to bed, good night!!!]

[redfalcon]

[off to bed, silently blessing the lack of stairs in many Japanese homes]