open to anyone <3

[cookscleanskicksass]

[fast asleep head down on the table, cuddling a struggling Navi]

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[cookscleanskicksass]

[I totally am but Navi will notice you shortly]

{...and there we go]

{Navi squawks, waking me up, and I fall off the table]

[surprisingwolf]

[As long as you're having fun. I'm poking at a porthole]

[cookscleanskicksass]

[head pops up, looking around, what just happened]

[sees you, SCREAMS]

[surprisingwolf]

[Oshit. Going into a defensive pose with brush and looking around to make sure it's you being alarmed at me and not something attacking you.]

[cookscleanskicksass]

[stands up, pointing a shaky finger at you while Navi flaps about]

Zangyack!!!

[surprisingwolf]

[Have a "I have no clue what you're talking about but it sounds bad" look]

What's a Zangyack?

[cookscleanskicksass]

You're a --

[...wind out of my sails]

You're not a Zangyack?

[surprisingwolf]

No. Is it some kind of - [Realizing you probably don't know what a Horror is, and trying to find another word] - demon?

[cookscleanskicksass]

[looking you over, you don't look like a Zangyack, and I haven't heard of anyone using a brush as a weapon before]

[gripping Mobirates, still, just in case]

Sort of? They're bad guys. You're not a bad guy?

[surprisingwolf]

[It's a very specialized weapon....]

No. [Very firm on that bit, and still holding brush up just in case you try anything.]

[cookscleanskicksass]

[beginning to trust a little]

So how did you get on our ship, hm? Tell me!

[begins badass stride towards you, trips over Navi, pratfalls]

[surprisingwolf]

[I can't believe you just did that. Should I help you up? Probably is a good idea, so I do so.]

I just... found myself here. It must have been some dimensional portal.

[cookscleanskicksass]

[grumbles embarrassedly but grateful for the help, why does it never work for long when I try to be badass]

[blinks]

Where were you before?

[surprisingwolf]

Helping a friend out with some... demon problems. I guess when we were going back home we were separated.

[cookscleanskicksass]

[hm, you're obviously keeping things from me but I don't know that I'd believe you if you instantly told me everything about yourself]

...

Would you like some tea?

[surprisingwolf]

[I'm the one that people are supposed to tell secrets to, not vice versa!]

Thank you. And if it's all right with you, I'd like to see if I can figure out how I got here.

[cookscleanskicksass]

[I didn't tell anyone about my made up past as a galactic hero dragon slayer type either :D]

Yes, of course. Oh -- are you from this planet?

[surprisingwolf]

This... planet?

[Clearly I have no idea what you're talking about]

[cookscleanskicksass]

Yes? I'm not, so I just thought maybe you're not.

[surprisingwolf]

[Emergency composure regain! Straightening up.]

I didn't know there were other planets with people on them. My home planet is Earht.

[cookscleanskicksass]

[smiling, but oh wow you're *tall*]

Yes, there are quite a few! Okay, that's good, then, because this is Earth. If you were from a different planet it'd be a lot harder to take you home.

[pops into kitchen to put kettle on, pops back]

I'm Don.

[surprisingwolf]

Fudou Leo. [Bows]

[cookscleanskicksass]

Does this happen to you often, Leo?

[surprisingwolf]

It's not... unusual, but this was unexpected. [Weighing words carefully]

[cookscleanskicksass]

How so?

[ducks back into kitchen again, comes back out with teapot and tray]