Snagged shamelessly from Bakerstreet.

[terlibra]

Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)

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[beetbuster]

[Puts on sunglasses]

Hold on. You my need these. [hands you a pair]

[blue_pleather]

[........... all the approaching dread]

[puts them on quick]

[beetbuster]

[opens door, pumps up bass]

[his lifelong dream of living in a disco/techno club is finally fulfilled!]

[blue_pleather]

[it's like being hit by a monster truck. A monster truck of tacky]

[no, sorry, can't even muster the strength to murmur tactfully that it is "nice"]

[beetbuster]

[oh crap!]

Ryuuji?!?

[blue_pleather]

YES? [has to Shout Very Loud over the music]

[beetbuster]

[ha ha ha oh noooooooooooo]

DO YOU NEED TO LIE DOWN AGAIN?

[blue_pleather]

MAYBE IF WE JUST CLOSE THE DOOR FOR A MOMENT?

[beetbuster]

[but it's so posh :(]

[but still] OKAY [shuts door]

[blue_pleather]

WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK? I NEED ONE.

[he means a glass of water. Alas]

[beetbuster]

OKAY COOL

[lives off of Mountain Dew, of course]

[blue_pleather]

[goes to pour two glasses of still tap water]

[beetbuster]

[water, how BORING]

[but he'll drink it, if only to placate Ryuuji]

[blue_pleather]

[feeling slightly soothed]

[will not go within a mile of your room again though]

[beetbuster]

[sip sip sip]

[quietly considers dinner-- decorating is hungry work]

[blue_pleather]

[steak tartare, maybe? It is about as shredded as Ryuji's nerves]

[beetbuster]

[Yes!]

[hunts for supplies]

[blue_pleather]

[would help, but dazed from too much BLING]

[beetbuster]

[don't worry, bling is the source of his power, so he's going at twice the speed]

[blue_pleather]

[soft tears]

How's J doing?

[beetbuster]

[Obviously those are tears of joy]

Pretty good-- you can talk to him if you want, he's in the supply closet! Just make sure he doesn't get in my way.

[blue_pleather]

He's where?! How did you get him to stay in there? Have you been depriving him of Enetron?

[beetbuster]

He says he prefers the company there. And yes, I have! I send him off to Kurorin when he gets hungry.

[the best person]

[blue_pleather]

[exhaling the slow exhale of frustration]

Sempai. That's cruel. You're shutting J in a cupboard and starving him. At least let him stay at EMC if you don't want him here.

[beetbuster]

[uh oh, trouble in disco paradise :(]

But he's an evil egotist, and is always photobombing me...