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Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)

Date: 2012-06-18 03:11 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (Default)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[uh oh, trouble in disco paradise :(]

But he's an evil egotist, and is always photobombing me...

Date: 2012-06-18 03:14 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Remember this OR ELSE.)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
Because you created him that way!

Date: 2012-06-18 03:16 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (Default)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[Damn your logic!!!]

Ugh, fine. For you. But don't blame me when he egos up our posh pad!

[opens door, where J is hilariously sipping on the not booze Enetron can]

Date: 2012-06-18 03:19 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Smile)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
Hi ... J. [awkward wave]

[at least he has better taste in design than you ...]

Date: 2012-06-18 03:22 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (ugh this guy)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[J keeps sipping, mentions something about this being the ugliest house in the world]

[commence hilarious rassling]

Date: 2012-06-18 03:27 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Sad)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[face in hands]

Date: 2012-06-18 03:32 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (ugh this guy)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[still fighting!]

Date: 2012-06-18 03:36 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Gorisaki)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[beginning to miss the calm and quiet nature of Gorisaki :(]

Date: 2012-06-18 03:40 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (ugh this guy)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[has J in a headlock] Where is that gorilla, by the way? Did you leave him at EMC?

Date: 2012-06-18 03:40 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Intent)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
I had to. He technically belongs to EMC, but I'll visit him every day.

Date: 2012-06-18 03:43 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (ugh this guy)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[Awwwwwwww]

Invite him over for dinner sometime! [dives onto J]

Date: 2012-06-18 03:48 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Smile)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
I - sure.

[steps back out of the way to avoid being flattened]

Date: 2012-06-18 04:01 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (ugh this guy)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[Forever rassling]

Date: 2012-06-18 04:01 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Scared)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[will speak up just to be heard]

SHOULD I - ER - PUT THE TV ON?

Date: 2012-06-18 04:06 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (ugh this guy)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
Yes! I wanna watch One Piece!

Date: 2012-06-18 04:08 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Worrying)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[...]

[goes off to do just that]

Date: 2012-06-18 04:16 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (ugh this guy)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[rolls off J, because damn if he's gonna miss Luffy]

Date: 2012-06-18 04:20 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Smile)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[Ryuuji admires the quiet intelligence of Nico Robin. What a woman.]

[settles down to watch]

Date: 2012-06-18 05:05 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (Default)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[lol yes that sounds right, Masato's fave is Luffy or Franky, depending on his mood]

[sits with you!]

Date: 2012-06-18 05:12 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Default)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[Bouncy animu theme music kitaaaaaa!]

Date: 2012-06-18 05:17 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (Default)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[we gooooooooooooooooooooooo]

[sings with it, off key!]

Date: 2012-06-18 05:29 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Worrying)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[ow my ears ow my ears]

[also dutifully ignoring the ominous clanging coming from the next room]

Date: 2012-06-18 05:46 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (ugh this guy)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[Damn J, walking around while the show's on. He'd totally lock him back in the closet, except okay, maybe it is cruel.]

Date: 2012-06-18 05:57 pm (UTC)
blue_pleather: (Remember this OR ELSE.)
From: [personal profile] blue_pleather
[yes it is, it's your fault he can't get along with you. And Ryuuji will ensure that you feed him.]

Date: 2012-06-18 06:01 pm (UTC)
beetbuster: (ugh this guy)
From: [personal profile] beetbuster
[Nooooo, anything but personal responsibility, his one weakness. :(]

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