Snagged shamelessly from Bakerstreet.

[terlibra]

Roommates meme!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Post with character/universe and the person who replies to you is your new, exciting roommate! (With issues.)

Comments

[beetbuster]

[waggles eyebrows] Ya got any ideas?

[We could build a small fort, with all the books he has]

[blue_pleather]

[none he can relate to you, they have some semblance of taste]

Um. What will we do when guest stay over?

[beetbuster]

Make sure we have smelling salts on hand after they swoon over how gorgeous our house is, duh!

[blue_pleather]

Yeah, about that ...

[head swimming from the harsh fluorescent glare of all these lava lamps]

[beetbuster]

[lol oh no]

What? You all swoony 'cuz you've used up all your energy decorating with me...?

[blue_pleather]

[sensory overload from the tacky]

... Yeah. Give me a minute or two?

[beetbuster]

[oh, dear]

Well, here, let me take you to the tie-dyed fainting couch...

[blue_pleather]

... We have a fainting couch? Were you expecting someone to faint?

[beetbuster]

Well, no, but [shuffles foot] it looked pretty cool.

[starting to realize that maybe he doesn't have the most pragmatic aesthetic, sob]

[blue_pleather]

[feeling a bit like dainty Victorian lady]

[if he closes his eyes the evil print cannot hurt him]

[beetbuster]

[as he should! <3]

[guides you very gently to the couch] Don't worry. I'll finish the bedrooms while you rest.

[blue_pleather]

[weakly] Thanks.

[manages a smile all the same, he knows how much this means to you. It's like a wild animal wanting to remain in its natural habitat.]

[beetbuster]

[a wild animal who's only happy if he's surrounded by the gaudiest colors]

[off to Ryuuji's room, i.e. land of books and nerd stuff]

[blue_pleather]

[you're supposed to be the genius here. Some of those books were yours first.]

[beetbuster]

[Yes, but not this many! Now he knows what Ryuuji's been doing in his off time the past thirteen years]

[whelp, try to arrange them alphabetically before hanging the drapes~]

[blue_pleather]

[sort of groaning quietly to himself. But grateful to have sunglasses. He'll need them when he tries to go back into that room.]

[beetbuster]

[Ryuuji will love these navy blue bead drapes-- lol get it, it's blue and he's Blue Buster]

[Now to hang up the 'Hang in there, Baby' he and Gorisaki picked out, and we're done!]

[blue_pleather]

[Gorisaki. You betrayed me :( ]

[beetbuster]

[He just wants you to feel affirmed. :(]

[puts it over your bed, near all the pillow pets they got you]

[blue_pleather]

[That is sweet. He'll appreciate it when the flashing lights in front of his eyes fade.]

[beetbuster]

[I hope he does <3 They went over those pets very, very carefully]

[... Okay, now time to set up the lights in his room!]

[blue_pleather]

[thankfully, is cosy on the sofa. His poor eyes can't take any more.]

[beetbuster]

[This will be. The best laser light show. EVER.]

[blue_pleather]

[nooooooooooooooooo]

[beetbuster]

[Yes. >:3]